Dissflammatab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful camel.

Dissflammatab created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissflammatab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dissflammatab, it will not care.

Dissflammatab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dissflammatab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near porpoises while wearing fawn kilts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing blue stockings and balancing nine zinc spheres on your head.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.