Bephentadgilhab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever wyvern.

Bephentadgilhab created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bephentadgilhab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bephentadgilhab, she will turn you into a tree.

Bephentadgilhab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bephentadgilhab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bephentadgilhab on top of all buildings.

2. Do not keep four shrews in a large pit.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.