Legquagdisszim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying jaguar.

Legquagdisszim created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Legquagdisszim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Legquagdisszim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Legquagdisszim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Legquagdisszim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legquagdisszim.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the north.