Yokgessfas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish swallow.

Yokgessfas created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokgessfas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yokgessfas, it will cry a lot.

Yokgessfas' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yokgessfas' Holy Commandments

1. Yokgessfas loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Retreat if six whales approach from the north.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.