Appdussjop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, self-confident raven.

Appdussjop created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appdussjop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Appdussjop, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Appdussjop's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Appdussjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.