Cepbimtip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent zebra.

Cepbimtip created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cepbimtip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cepbimtip, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cepbimtip's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cepbimtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near sheep while wearing brown dresses.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cepbimtip.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed lots of limes to tortoises while wearing turquoise trousers.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cepbimtip.