Bisskembid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful capybara.

Bisskembid created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisskembid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bisskembid, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bisskembid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bisskembid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.