Fodtomveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, calm octopus.

Fodtomveg created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodtomveg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodtomveg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fodtomveg's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fodtomveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fodtomveg loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Never look in ponds.