Vinfudquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate goose.

Vinfudquaf created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vinfudquaf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vinfudquaf, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Vinfudquaf's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vinfudquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide if six manatees approach from the north.

5. Never wear blue coats.