Lapdamsin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered troll.

Lapdamsin created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lapdamsin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lapdamsin, it will turn you into a snail.

Lapdamsin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lapdamsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Lapdamsin's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.