Veghitnak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental guinea pig.

Veghitnak created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Veghitnak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veghitnak, it will turn you into a puffin.

Veghitnak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Veghitnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Put Veghitnak first in all things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your arms orange.