Dibventim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Dibventim created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dibventim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dibventim, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dibventim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dibventim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dibventim on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.