Flab Bendibflisfad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong shrew.

Flab Bendibflisfad created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flab Bendibflisfad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flab Bendibflisfad, he will be very sad.

Flab Bendibflisfad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flab Bendibflisfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Always obey Flab Bendibflisfad's priests.