Yamjigpit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciless naga.

Yamjigpit created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yamjigpit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yamjigpit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yamjigpit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yamjigpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.