Bangofhat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witty wyvern.

Bangofhat created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bangofhat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bangofhat, it will turn you into a rat.

Bangofhat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bangofhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the east.

4. Never feed figs to sharks while wearing scarves.

5. Pray towards the west.