Bafwitnab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic goat.

Bafwitnab created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafwitnab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bafwitnab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bafwitnab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bafwitnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never sit near voles.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.