Dossxucwan Xuckabnell is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever wyvern.

Dossxucwan Xuckabnell created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dossxucwan Xuckabnell, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dossxucwan Xuckabnell, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dossxucwan Xuckabnell's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dossxucwan Xuckabnell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dossxucwan Xuckabnell on top of all buildings.

2. Do not keep three tapirs in a large pit.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Dossxucwan Xuckabnell loves snakes, so they must be honoured.