Gemkomhab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing meerkat.

Gemkomhab created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemkomhab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gemkomhab, it will turn you into a plant.

Gemkomhab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gemkomhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gemkomhab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not chop down trees.