Yamlitstip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow slug.

Yamlitstip created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamlitstip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamlitstip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yamlitstip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yamlitstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Yamlitstip in the centre of the settlement.