Narlxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awesome bird.

Narlxuck created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlxuck, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Narlxuck, he will manifest in front of you.

Narlxuck's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Narlxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Narlxuck on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing gray shorts and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.