Gencet is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable coyote.

Gencet created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gencet, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gencet, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gencet's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gencet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Never paint your head blue.

5. Never bounce near sheep.