Motjopvabyok is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart alligator.

Motjopvabyok created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motjopvabyok, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Motjopvabyok, it will manifest in front of you.

Motjopvabyok's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Motjopvabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Motjopvabyok in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Always obey Motjopvabyok's priests.