Gabkikneg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful crane.

Gabkikneg created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gabkikneg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gabkikneg, she will not care.

Gabkikneg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gabkikneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.