Cetlatbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, calm bee.

Cetlatbot created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetlatbot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cetlatbot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cetlatbot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cetlatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed lots of bread to shrews while wearing cyan stockings.