Zedbodwod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient salamander.

Zedbodwod created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbodwod, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zedbodwod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zedbodwod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Zedbodwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Zedbodwod loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Run away if seven bats approach from the south.

5. Never wear dresses.