Litdudveg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak coyote.

Litdudveg created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Litdudveg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Litdudveg, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Litdudveg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Litdudveg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Retreat if eight voles approach from the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing brown dresses.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.