Somfebsid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, two-faced lizard.

Somfebsid created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somfebsid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Somfebsid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Somfebsid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Somfebsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven doves in a large pit.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Somfebsid.