Nibsomgig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthinking hydra.

Nibsomgig created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nibsomgig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nibsomgig, it will ignore you.

Nibsomgig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nibsomgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.