Apphengup Quatminpidhog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless wasp.

Apphengup Quatminpidhog created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Apphengup Quatminpidhog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Apphengup Quatminpidhog, it will torture you forever.

Apphengup Quatminpidhog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Apphengup Quatminpidhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never write about stars.