Megdimsugdutbom is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Megdimsugdutbom created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megdimsugdutbom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megdimsugdutbom, he will turn you into a hamster.

Megdimsugdutbom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Megdimsugdutbom's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Never feed lots of limes to sharks while wearing green skirts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chop down trees.