Rillbagspag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid slug.

Rillbagspag created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbagspag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillbagspag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rillbagspag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rillbagspag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Rillbagspag loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.