Fetbestgut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent horse.

Fetbestgut created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetbestgut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fetbestgut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fetbestgut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fetbestgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing gray coats and balancing three iron spheres on your face.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Do not kill shrews.