Jenbit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable mouse.

Jenbit created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jenbit, it will turn you into a duck.

Jenbit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jenbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Always obey Jenbit's priests.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.