Jabxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful spider.

Jabxuck created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabxuck, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabxuck, she will jump up and down on your head.

Jabxuck's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Jabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Jabxuck in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Jabxuck must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.