Mapcincip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless manatee.

Mapcincip created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapcincip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapcincip, he will turn you into a goat.

Mapcincip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mapcincip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Never wear red coats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about special relativity near seals while wearing violet hats and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

5. Always help sheep.