Miflabrat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient fly.

Miflabrat created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miflabrat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Miflabrat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Miflabrat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Miflabrat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six hamsters approach from the west.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Do not take Miflabrat's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.