Gutvilceb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable hamster.

Gutvilceb created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutvilceb, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gutvilceb, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gutvilceb's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gutvilceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about tortoises.