Yatsad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish manatee.

Yatsad created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatsad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yatsad, it will turn you into a frog.

Yatsad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yatsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yatsad on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.