Armdubged Dibvonkbess is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective octopus.

Armdubged Dibvonkbess created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Armdubged Dibvonkbess, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Armdubged Dibvonkbess, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Armdubged Dibvonkbess' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Armdubged Dibvonkbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Never feed limes to pigs while wearing rings.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Armdubged Dibvonkbess in the centre of the settlement.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Learn five new languages a year.