Lunbogveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful crane.

Lunbogveen created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunbogveen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lunbogveen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Lunbogveen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Lunbogveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms violet.

2. Worship no other gods but Lunbogveen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Do not make images of living things.