Bodvedmig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, duplicitous shrew.

Bodvedmig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodvedmig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodvedmig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bodvedmig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bodvedmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Do not keep nine cats in a large pit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to doves while wearing violet shoes.