Mobragfadnurtfidgunvincar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet naga.

Mobragfadnurtfidgunvincar created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobragfadnurtfidgunvincar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobragfadnurtfidgunvincar, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mobragfadnurtfidgunvincar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mobragfadnurtfidgunvincar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Mobragfadnurtfidgunvincar loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Hide if four whales approach from the east.