Bunvilcab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish jellyfish.

Bunvilcab created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Bunvilcab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunvilcab, it will laugh at you.

Bunvilcab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bunvilcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if eight great tits approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never eat pineapples.