Cemcissdob Futhasbed Satkanhad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fast mongoose.

Cemcissdob Futhasbed Satkanhad created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Cemcissdob Futhasbed Satkanhad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cemcissdob Futhasbed Satkanhad, it will turn you into a slug.

Cemcissdob Futhasbed Satkanhad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cemcissdob Futhasbed Satkanhad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cemcissdob Futhasbed Satkanhad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always obey Cemcissdob Futhasbed Satkanhad's priests.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always wear indigo.