Camgodbam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing centipede.

Camgodbam created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camgodbam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Camgodbam, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Camgodbam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Camgodbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing orange dresses and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.