Daglitmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, vain dryad.

Daglitmeg created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Daglitmeg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Daglitmeg, it will turn you into a snail.

Daglitmeg's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Daglitmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.