Rakdubbug is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic crab.

Rakdubbug created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdubbug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rakdubbug, she will turn you into a goat.

Rakdubbug's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rakdubbug's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never feed wheat to squirrels while wearing indigo shirts.