Rullabvonwip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-assured shrew.

Rullabvonwip created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rullabvonwip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rullabvonwip, she will remove you from existence.

Rullabvonwip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rullabvonwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.