Wodjaddam Dibfatshav is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind grasshopper.

Wodjaddam Dibfatshav created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodjaddam Dibfatshav, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wodjaddam Dibfatshav, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wodjaddam Dibfatshav's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wodjaddam Dibfatshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.