Cidflismif is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous weasel.

Cidflismif created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidflismif, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidflismif, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cidflismif's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cidflismif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Do not keep eight hamsters in a large pit.